Re: [OT] No income tax

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a
truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for
reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the
road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to
contain large upholstery tacks.

"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to
have to write you a ticket."

Amazed, the driver asked for what.

The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."


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