Re: $200 bucks



On Sep 28, 6:45 pm, "MLF" <ferma...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred
bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got
to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just
see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives
Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on
the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird
friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200
bucks he owes me?"


Is this an attempt to prove what a non-conformist rebel you are or
show-off for the few regulars that are left? If so, it failed
miserably. ASCClubhouse is where you should post your childish, at
best sophomoric humor.

.



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