Re: Help With Smelly Humidor



Bart Goddard wrote:

If he could pay rent, that would imply he had a job.
Vicious circle. I turned off cable, but it didn't help.

Start playing Abba music very loud :-)
Send him on a two week vacation and move while he is away.
Lock the TV in the fridge.
Fire ants in his closet
Get a restraining order and a gun to give it some worth.
Insist that the cat litter box be in his room and play Wayne Newton records in the rest of the house.
Start an assassins wall with him as the subject.
Leave empty weed killer containers around the kitchen.
Start using super glue on his zippers.
And last but not least, smoke Papayos.

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