Re: Farmer's Pond :)

TimL wrote:

On Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:43:09 GMT, Hutch <champboat@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator


Nice one !!

Truly...
.

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