Re: RBRK IP 216.77.188.18 a Jewish hero


RBRK wrote:

"Dear Allah; Assalamu Alaikum; We really do not know how to address
you properly. So, we use the same salutation that you taught your most
favourite messenger, Muhammad (pbuh).

I am known by many names: Ashteroth, Molech, Baal, Allah... Soon you
will be calling me 'Mahdi', (when I take human form).

It is also quite difficult for
us to know about your whereabouts since you communicated with your
Umma via your Minister of Information, Jibril via Muhammad (pbuh) 1400
years ago. Since then, we had never heard from you. This is very sad
to us Allah. During these long 1400 years so many things have changed
on earth. We are absolutely certain that you are quite aware of these
changes.

You should consider that while my whereabouts may be unknown to you, my
loyal servants like Osama Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and Saddam
Husein and many others know exactly where I am, (in fact, they are here
with me right now now where I am, but they're sorta busy at the
moment..).

Phew! .............. <wipes brow> ....... Am I mistaken or did the
temperature take a rapid leap upward during the last minute?








We are sending this e-mail to you hoping that this will find you
somewhere in the cyberspace as this space is so huge. Allah, please
forgive our Beadabi. We tried to communicate with you through,
Zainamaj, Tasbih, Kurbani, Fasting, Zakat, Hajj, Dan
Khairat------everything that you told us to do. But alas! All our
attempts have been futile.

Please be assured that all attempts are not futile. Just be sure to
continue to present your ass to me for inspectin 5 times a day, as
usual, (btw I noticed you coud be doing a lttle better job Waddu /
Ablution, and I notice also that you farted yesterday during prayer
time
which upsets me very much!).

I'll be along shortly.

Sincerely,

Allah


I can't argue with you ... you make a very strong point!

Glad you agree with RBRK!!

I do too!

:)


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