Re: OT: Predictions from Bob Ceska

In article <j8xtf.36023$Mi5.17840@dukeread07>,
"Bob Cooper" <rcooper1@xxxxxxx> wrote:

> LOL. Pretty funny.

Since you enjoyed that so much, here's Bush's New Year's resolutions as
'discovered' by Seth Greenland:

<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-greenland/bushs-new-years-res_b_12999
..html>

The following was obtained by perfectly legal surveillance of President
Bush's personal e-mail account.

Dear Vice,

Thought you'd get a kick outta this. My New Year Year's Resolutions for
2006. Why don't I just declare 'em law! (Al Gonzales said I could!).
Please note these R just 4 U.

10. Suspend habeas corpus and claim it is yet one more way I am just
like Abraham Lincoln.

9. Stop mincing words. Call Democrats traitors (they are!).

8. Get someone at CIA to come up with cute Can-you-hear-me-now?-style
slogan so people won't be in such a lather about wire taps.

7. Ask Bono to talk to Chinese about canceling our debt.

6. Encourage John McCain to take up shark wrestling (Meeting with him?
That was torture!).

5. Get Halliburton to rebuild New Orleans in Baghdad. Riverboats on the
Euphrates! Indian Casinos on the Tigris! Mayor Ray Nagin in a combat
zone! What's not to like?

4. Find someone to execute (Boy, I miss Texas! Can I be governor again
when I'm done up here? The Democrats there liked me, although they're
probably traitors, too).

3. Pardon Karl Rove (I'm just anticipatin' here, heh-heh).

2. Get Dad to tell Mom to shut the *** up.

1. Pray extra hard for the Rapture so I don't have to worry about #s
10-2.

Let me know what yours are, ok? Maybe I can have 'em declared law, too.

Your buddy, George W.

P.S. This doesn't have anything to do with New Years but have you
noticed that if you turn off the sound on Saddam's trial and play "Dark
Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd, it's kinda cool? When he talks, it's
sorta like he's dancin', only slow, and funny-like.

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