Re: White Phosphorus Charges Are Burning Lies



"Bob Cooper" <rcooper1@xxxxxxx <mailto:rcooper1@xxxxxxx>> wrote in message
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>> "Bob Cooper" <rcooper1@xxxxxxx <mailto:rcooper1@xxxxxxx>> wrote in
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>> > http://www.fumento.com/military/phosphorus.html
>> >
>> > White Phosphorus Charges Are Burning Lies
>> > By Michael Fumento
>> > Scripps Howard News Service, November 24, 2005
>> > Copyright 2005 Scripps Howard News Service
>> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >
> <snip>
>> > As daily news reports illustrate in brilliant red Technicolor, the
>> > greatest threat
>> > to Iraqi civilians are the terrorists. If we want to save civilians,
>> > our
>> > soldiers
>> > must be free to use the best legal equipment available to kill those
>> > terrorists
>> > and to continue liberating Iraq.
>> > ======================================================
>> >
>> > So, WP does not violate the Geneva Convention. And, even if it did,
>> > who signed the Geneva Convention for the terrorists; and, if someone
>> > did, why don't they abide by it and wear uniforms?
>>
>>
>> ::raises hand and waves it wildly::
>>
>> I know! I know!
>
> Are you waving one hand, or nine?
>
> But, very well, you may answer :>)


Few1: Okay, which one of you demons raised your hand?

Few2: Not me. I never volunteer for anything. Well, okay, there was the time
with that stripper and her boa constrictor, but we've lost touch since then.

Few3: As a matter of principle, demon or not, I'm against conscription and
therefore volunteer on many occasions not involving ecdysiasts and reptiles.
However, not this time.

Few4: Do I even have a hand?

Few5: If there's a meal in it somewhere, I'll cop to it.

Few6: My theory is that I didn't raise my hand, but my theory is also that I
do know the answer nonetheless.

Few7: I hope I raised my hand, but I'm afraid I didn't.

Few8: If it was me and I have the right answer, I wonder if it'll move me
any further up the --

Few9: !!!BOOOMMM!!!

Few1-8:

Few1: Whoa.

Few2: What a mess!

Few3: As a matter of principle, even if we are demons, I'm against harboring
terrorists in our midst, especially out of uniform.

Few4: Am I a terrorist, too?

Few5: I wonder if any of those bits and pieces would stay on a skewer...

Few6: My theory is that whether or not anyone has signed the Geneva
Convention for the terrorists, the answer to the uniform question is related
to the element of surprise.

Few7: I hope I wasn't surprised, but I'm afraid I was.

Few8: The problem with being so far down the queue is that someone else
always gets to give the right answer before I do.

Few9:


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