Re: Wake up and listen to the muezzin


"Mitch" <mitch@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 16:09:36 GMT, "Count 1" <omnipitus2002@xxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Bob Cooper" <rcooper1@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >news:Qh_if.30503$4l5.9844@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >>
> >> "Count 1" <omnipitus2002@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> news:Q0_if.646936$oW2.505422@xxxxxxxxxxx
> >> >
> >> > > Meanwhile, Tablighi Jamaat, the Islamic missionary group, has
> >announced
> >> > > plans to build a mosque next door to the new Olympic stadium. The
> >> > > London Markaz will be the biggest house of worship in the United
> >Kingdom:
> >> > > it will hold 70,000 people
> >> >
> >> > "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."
> >>
> >> These squirrels are not just in England, either. They're worldwide,
and
> >> they're backed by Saudi petro-dollars, as you might guess.
> >>
> >> Here's some pretty detailed information about the fine folks of
Tablighi
> >> Jamaat. I have it filed under "Fifth Column Update".
> >>
> >> ===========================================================
> >> http://www.meforum.org/article/686
> >
> >Thanks. Good find.
> >
> >
> >> > > Actually, it's not difficult. Signing Kyoto is nothing to do with
> >reducing
> >> > "global
> >> > > warming" so much as advertising one's transnational moral virtue.
> >> >
> >> > Bingo.
> >> >
> >> > That's why I signed Kyoto. I'm hoping my transnational moral virtue
> >plays
> >> > well with the chicks.
> >>
> >> I hear ya. Some of them Green babes are hot. Or, so I've heard :>)
> >
> >Its awesome. The only kind of babe on the planet who's impressed when you
> >take her home on public transportation.
>
> That could backfire however if you're in France. There sits Count1 on
> vacation next to what turned out to be a nightmare date from hell with
> a sanctimonious lecturing albeit cute greenie. Count1 can't wait to
> drop her off at the next platform. Suddenly the subway stops in a dark
> and secluded tunnel far below the streets of Paris. An announcement is
> made by the drunken subway driver: "nous sommes en grève vous des
> porcs de capitaliste." Count1 feels helpless, not in control. At home,
> he knows he has the choice of pretending to run out of gas or not,
> which of course is influenced by the widely accepted "hottie vs.
> obnoxious" rating scale. Count1 longs for home. Suddenly in the dark
> he smells the stale breath of a professional smoker bearing down upon
> him. It is then he remembers that his date told him she is a public
> transport employee, or perhaps she didn't say but Count1 knows that
> it's a pretty good chance nonetheless, and that she's part of this
> conspiracy. Does he flee, does he find his way to the surface only to
> find himself surrounded by burning vehicles and angry "youths"
> shouting for free cinemas? Or, does Count1 succumb to the sickeningly
> sweet smell of nicotine and au natural underarm and take one for the
> good guys?
>
> Well Count1, well?

Wait a minute, what the hell am I doing in France in the first place?


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