Re: MUSLIM PRAYERS
- From: RBRK <Sarbaz@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:19:45 GMT
"infidel" <summeroverwinter@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:1132348582.657968.113620@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
> Muslim prayers
>
> LA ILAHA ILLALLAH
> There is no deity but Allah.
> INFIDEL: There is no deity called allah.
>
>
> ASSALATU KHAYRUM MINAN NAUM
> Salah is better than sleep.
> INFIDEL: Sleep is better than salah.
>
>
> WAS-SALATIL QAAE-MATI MUHAMMADANIL-WASILATA
> give to Muhammed his eternal riqhts of intercession,
> INFIDEL: O God, give to MO-HAM-MAD his eternal rights of a dead
> terrorist,
>
> WAL FADI-LAT WAD-DARAJATAR RAFI-A
> distinction and highest class (in paradise).
> INFIDEL: no distinction and lowest class (in hell).
>
> WAB 'ATH-HU MAQAMAM-MAHMUDA-NI LATHI WA `ADTAK
> And raise him to the promised rank You have promised him.
> INFIDEL: And lower him to the lowest rank. You
> have damned him.
>
> WAR-ZUQ-NA SHA FA 'ATAHU YAUM-AL-QIYAMAH
> and bestow his Intercession on us on the day of judgement.
>
> INFIDEL: and bestow his groans on Muslims on the day of judgement.
>
> IN-NAKA LA-TUKHULIFUL-MI`AD
> Surely You never go back on your word.
> INFIDEL: Surely allah has no word to
> say.
>
> AL-LAHUM-MA SAL-LI`ALA MUHAMMAD-IN WA `ALA ALI MUHAMMADIN
> O Allah, exalt Muhammad and the followers of Muhammad
> INFIDEL: O God, damn MO-HAM-MAD and the followers of MO-HAM-MAD
>
> AL-LAHUM-MA SALAITA `ALA IBRAHIMA WA`ALA ALI IBRAHIMA
> As Though did exalt Ibrahim and his followers.
> INFIDEL: unlike how You exalted
> Abraham and his followers.
>
> IN-NAKA HAMIDUM MAJEED
> Thou art the praised, the Glorious.
> INFIDEL: O God, You are
> praised and are Glorious.
>
> AL-LAHUM-MA BARIK MUHAMMAD-IN
> O Allah, exalt Muhammad
> INFIDEL: O God, damn MO-HAM-MAD
>
> WA 'ALA ALI MUHAMMADIN
> and his followers
> INFIDEL: and his
> followers eternally
>
> KAMABARAKTA 'ALA IBRAHIMA WA 'ALA ALI IBRAHIMA
> as Thou has blest Ibrahim and his followers.
> INFIDEL: unlike how You have
> blessed Abraham and his followers.
>
>
LOL. can't stop laughing
.
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