MUSLIM PRAYERS

Muslim prayers

LA ILAHA ILLALLAH
There is no deity but Allah.
INFIDEL: There is no deity called allah.


ASSALATU KHAYRUM MINAN NAUM
Salah is better than sleep.
INFIDEL: Sleep is better than salah.


WAS-SALATIL QAAE-MATI MUHAMMADANIL-WASILATA
give to Muhammed his eternal riqhts of intercession,
INFIDEL: O God, give to MO-HAM-MAD his eternal rights of a dead
terrorist,

WAL FADI-LAT WAD-DARAJATAR RAFI-A
distinction and highest class (in paradise).
INFIDEL: no distinction and lowest class (in hell).

WAB 'ATH-HU MAQAMAM-MAHMUDA-NI LATHI WA `ADTAK
And raise him to the promised rank You have promised him.
INFIDEL: And lower him to the lowest rank. You
have damned him.

WAR-ZUQ-NA SHA FA 'ATAHU YAUM-AL-QIYAMAH
and bestow his Intercession on us on the day of judgement.

INFIDEL: and bestow his groans on Muslims on the day of judgement.

IN-NAKA LA-TUKHULIFUL-MI`AD
Surely You never go back on your word.
INFIDEL: Surely allah has no word to
say.

AL-LAHUM-MA SAL-LI`ALA MUHAMMAD-IN WA `ALA ALI MUHAMMADIN
O Allah, exalt Muhammad and the followers of Muhammad
INFIDEL: O God, damn MO-HAM-MAD and the followers of MO-HAM-MAD

AL-LAHUM-MA SALAITA `ALA IBRAHIMA WA`ALA ALI IBRAHIMA
As Though did exalt Ibrahim and his followers.
INFIDEL: unlike how You exalted
Abraham and his followers.

IN-NAKA HAMIDUM MAJEED
Thou art the praised, the Glorious.
INFIDEL: O God, You are
praised and are Glorious.

AL-LAHUM-MA BARIK MUHAMMAD-IN
O Allah, exalt Muhammad
INFIDEL: O God, damn MO-HAM-MAD

WA 'ALA ALI MUHAMMADIN
and his followers
INFIDEL: and his
followers eternally

KAMABARAKTA 'ALA IBRAHIMA WA 'ALA ALI IBRAHIMA
as Thou has blest Ibrahim and his followers.
INFIDEL: unlike how You have
blessed Abraham and his followers.

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