Jesus Has Returned
Jesus Has Returned. He just flew over my house in a sleigh being
pulled by 8 deers and landed on my roof. He came down my chimney and
left baskets filled with colored eggs and chocolate rabbits all over
my house. He also left some teeth and $3.56 worth of coins under my
pillow. Then he went into our refrigerator drank some milk and ate
chocolate chip cookies, some hard boiled eggs, and he flew away. I
live in St. Louis, MO. NASA reported he was flying over China about
an hour later and reported he ran out of colored eggs so he was
leaving carved pumpkins and turkey tv dinners for everyone. Someone
saw him turn a bottle of French LaCroix bottled water into champagne
and said he drank the whole bottle himself and satellites picked up
the sounds of him belching. This sound was saved and and turned into
a multimedia file which will soon be placed on YouTube.com.
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