The Egod

In todays world everything is done over the internet via electronics.
The same is true for God. First came Mail, then came Email.
First came God, then came Egod.

In the future, please refer to God as Egod when discussing him online.

When the Egod comes to earth, he will reveal himself on our computer
screens and all the world will know that Egod has come to save us from
ourselves. Egod will fornicate with a select few and mankind will
become nothing but dust in the wind. On the 7th day, Egod will rest
and will vanish into our ram memory forever, leaving nothing behind
but his image burned into our screens via a spyware popup linked
directly to heaven. Those that dont believe will be able to delete
this popup courtesy of the athiests at Norton Anti-Virus.

Amen

Say Amen out loud for Egod.

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