Re: Pull the nails with his teeth


<fred@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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If Jesus was really God, he would have pulled the nails out of his
hands and feet with his teeth when he was being crucified. Or better
yet, he could have caused those who were hanging him on the cross to
have a heart attack or just drop dead. He could have even made the
cross burn to the ground before they used it. Jesus was just a man
and a fast talker, just like the used car salesman, be sold his
bull*** to the masses and brainless idiots still believe that today.


Scourging was a pretty brutal punishment apparently, perhaps they knocked
all his teeth out.

Having said that he could have then done a miracle on the teeth that turned
them into an army of avenging ninja skeletons armed with fiery nunchakus and
then marched through the holyland savagely beating unbelievers until they
saw the light. Then there would have been absolutely no doubt who was the
one true god.

Lee


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