Re: You Must Suffer

On 14 Dec 2006 08:42:42 -0800, "Sandra" <sandravandale@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:


rev.hollander@xxxxxxx wrote:
If you love Jesus you must suffer all of your life. If you live a
live of luxury, gloat, or materialization, you will NOT get to heaven.
You may only own those possessions which you MUST have for survival.
This means all unnecessary possessions such as televisions, dvds,
excess clothing, whirlpool spas, and anything that brings you pleasure
but is not needed to survive or use as a tool for survival, must be
disposed. You may only have sexual intercourse for reproduction, not
for pleasure, and when you do sexual acts for reproduction you are not
to enjoy it, and must complete the task as quickly as possible. All
consumption of alcohol, tobacco, and and pleasure foods are not
allowed. You may not do or consume anything that provides pleasure.
Foods must be cooked as blandly as possible to not excite the
pleasurable taste senses. You must avoid all sensual pleasures such
as bodily massage, except for medical care. You must remember at all
times that you were placed on this earth to suffer. Suffering on
earth is the only way you will attain heavenly rewards. When you
reach heaven, you will feel pleasure for all eternity, but to get
there you must suffer on earth. Jesus watches your life every minute
of every day, and knows if you are suffering or are living a life of
excess. Those of you who find pleasure on earth will spend an
eternity of pain and suffering in hell. This has been written in
scriptures and you must fulfill this prophecy.

Reverend Hollander

Is this a joke? I hope you live by those rules, it would serve you
right. I feel sorry for your wife though. I ask you one question. If
God is good, why would he want you to suffer? Einstein said once that
there are only two things that are infinite. The universe and human
stupidity. But he said he wasn't sure about the first one. I'm inclined
to agree with him.

This is not a joke and apparently you know nothing about God since you
think it is. Why would you feel sorry for my wife? She suffers for
God too, and she will share heaven wih me, where we can enjoy each
other for eternity. God is only good to those that serve him, and
suffering is the only way to serve God. Both I an my wife suffer
daily and we are happy in the eyes of God to do so. If you want
eternal salvation with God, you too must suffer or you will burn in
hell forever. It's never too late to give up all your pleasures of
the flesh and join God. But you must do so before death, and anyone
can suddenly die in an accident or from many other ways. If you die
today, you will go straight to hell unless you rid your life of all
these luxeries that are the ticket to hell. Repent now!

Reverend Hollander
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