Spiritual humor

I have a friend who's pregnant and works as a counselor. So I told her
to say hello to her inner child - both the physical one and the
metaphysical one.

Meanwhile someone, following my example, deduced that the clock in some
hidden way said "666." He said it was the mark of the beast. I asked
what kind of beast (having spoken on that issue before), and he said,
THE SQUIRREL! Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted
the beast - the Squirrel - into space.

So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?

Ilya Shambat.

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Relevant Pages

  • Re: Spiritual humor
    ... He said it was the mark of the beast. ... > Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted ... > Ilya Shambat. ... snicker, much less laugh. ...
    (rec.humor)
  • Re: Spiritual humor
    ... and that the Evil Empire catapulted the beast - ... >> the Squirrel - into space. ... > Laika, wasn't it? ... Prev by Date: ...
    (alt.religion.christian)