Transcript of McSame's latest interview

"You're a financial planner and you want to invest my retirement
savings in scratch tickets?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You're a plumber and you're going to fix my clog with a stick of
dynamite?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You're a firefighter and you're going to put out the flames with
gasoline?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You're a jeweler and you're going to fix my Rolex with a hammer?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You’re a nuclear physicist and you're giving out 'free samples' of
enriched uranium to children?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You're a surgeon and you're using a rusty hacksaw?"
"Trust me. I was a POW."

"You’re the Republican candidate for president and you want to fix the
country's problems even though you don’t know much about the economy,
you don’t know how to use the internet, you don’t know how many houses
you own or what kind of car you drive, you admit you don’t think
clearly when you’re tired, you make frequent gaffes on foreign policy,
you think offshore drilling is a short-term solution to high gas
prices, you support torture and keeping the Guantanamo prison open,
you make rash decisions and statements from which you have to quickly
backtrack, you have an explosive temper on a hair trigger, your idea
of health care reform is 'wear more sunscreen,' you're for stem cell
research except when it's done on stem cells because you consider them
all American citizens, and you voted to support the policies of the
worst president ever 100 percent of the time this year?"
"Trust me, my friends. I was a POW."
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