OT: Muzak and fake buttermilk -- the Old Redneck rants

The Old Redneck is about to lose it. Go postal. Off the deep end.

Yesterday the Old Redneck and Sweet Thang made the rounds -- big box
retail, hardware store, gas station, pharmacy, grocery store.

By the time we reached the grocery store, the Old Redneck was fed up
with the canned music that plays EVERYGODDAMWHERE. Who in the hell
decreed that we must have "music" rammed down our ears 24/7 on every
square inch of the entire nation????? And it's BAD music, usually
cranked up to the point where you can't hold a decent conversation.

Then, to make matters worse, at the grocery the only buttermilk
available was FAT-FREE CULTURED BUTTERMILK!!!!!!!!!! FAT-FREE
BUTTERMILK???? JESUSHCHRIST that's why the Old Redneck buys
buttermilk -- for the butterfat content.

So there stood the Old Redneck -- too-loud music consisting of
dumb*** lyrics sung by a wailing sick cow pouring out of the overhead
speakers and buttermilk that's nothing but flavored water -- goddam
good thing the Old Redneck had left his pistol in the truck or there
would have been holes in the ceiling and the dairy case!!!!
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