HAPPY HALLOWEEN ... thanks lib dems, for another great year!!

It's my favorite holliday and I'd like to thank the liberal democrats
for a spectacular year. Here's some of the highlights:

over a MILLION abortions
increased exposure of pornography in the media
climbing divorce rate
sexualization of young girls (wooohoo sexy halloween costumes for 10
yo girls!)
http://www.newsweek.com/id/62474?GT1=10450
public schools putting 5th graders on the pill
sodomy themed fairy tales MANDATORY for little kids
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5366521
ACLU head busted for child torture porn
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55983
san francisco's official "gay porn day"
http://www.samesame.com.au/news/international/464/San_Francisco_Declares_Gay_Porn_Day
role models britney spears & lindsay lohan
removal of Christian crosses from veterans' cemeteries by ACLU
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50126
gangsta rap

and the ultimate coup...
the deed that proved that you're truly my people...

<<drum roll>>
STEALING FROM A CHILDREN'S CHARITY TO FUND AIR AMERICA!!
WOOOHOOOO!!! WAY TO GO!
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2005/08/newspaper_of_re_1.html

Thanks soooo much for doing my bidding, Liberal Democrats!

Your Friend,
Satan

p.s. Please stop the progress in Iraq and find a way to get the U.S.
soldiers out prematurely. I don't want that democracy to work.
Considering the Iraqi people risked their lives and had a 70% voter
turnout, and the surge making progress, it could really mess up my
plans for that country.
Tell Hairy I'll set up another secret Nevada land deal ...
Tell Nancy I'll hook her up with even a bigger plane...
Just MAKE SURE America turns it's back on the Iraqi people.

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