Re: New Product From "ThreeBall Laboratories"

<kims072@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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ThreeBallLouie wrote:
I like to find ways to get some value, and utilize, even the most
pathetic,
useless *** on the face of the planet. So I've been pondering as to what
could be done with liberal pussies.

Eureka! I've developed "ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food". It uses the
meat
from pink-ass liberals and thereby gives these two-legged maggots some
small
part in the cycle of life.

"ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food" uses only meat from the fat asses and
fat bellies of *** liberals. There's a lot of ass and belly meat on
***
liberals and it's real tender because they're afraid to go outdoors and
get
any exercise. Their arms, necks and legs are really scrawny and the meat
is
stringy.

I snag a few of them off the local bike path as I'm riding by and put
them
in a feed lot before slaughter. You ought to hear the SQUEALING coming
from
the pens. It's awful. Sounds like a herd of Howard Deans all yelling at
the
same time.

Then I pop 'em with a bolt gun one by one, field dress and filet the
carcass, chop the tender pink meat up for canning, and throw the offal in
my
catfish pond.

My dogs, Howler and Skillet, LOVE *** Pellets! I'm starting to sell it
to
the neighbors also.


ThreeBallLouie
Animal Lover And Inventor

Knowing full well that you are an idiot, what makes you think you are
on the upperend of the foodchain? I mean, we should crush and package
you so the starving children in Africa can have sustenance. You are an
idiot so it is unconsequential and a benefit to humanity.. They should
get a knife and carve you in the belly. Pull the innards out and fill
it in with rice, then make you spin on a rotisserie.. You stupid
fucker, what makes you think you are not of the 'Eaten'.. dumbass..

-sEung kim

I have the gift of being able to tell a lot about usenuts by just reading
their posts. It's a gift. I call it "moron-dar".

I've ID'd you as a *** gook. I'm right, aren't I? This is what you look
like.
http://tinyurl.com/z8oro

You're a little buck toothed, ***, slant-eyed rice gobbler, aincha?

Anyway, gooky boy. You must try to comprehend. I am from northern European
heritage. I am a white male who lives in the southern United States.
Therefore -- I am your racial superior. Gooks like you are on a DNA level
with gerbils and chickens. I am a God to underling filth gooks. Always
remember that.

Now be a good little gook and run do my laundry. Light on the starch. MOVE
IT Hop Sing!! CHOP, CHOP!!


Three Ball Louie
The Man Who Uses Slopes To Sop Up Oil Spills In His Driveway


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