Re: New Product From "ThreeBall Laboratories"


"ThreeBallLouie" <Titanium@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I like to find ways to get some value, and utilize, even the most pathetic,
useless *** on the face of the planet. So I've been pondering as to what
could be done with liberal pussies.

Eureka! I've developed "ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food". It uses the
meat from pink-ass liberals and thereby gives these two-legged maggots
some small part in the cycle of life.

"ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food" uses only meat from the fat asses and
fat bellies of *** liberals. There's a lot of ass and belly meat on
*** liberals and it's real tender because they're afraid to go outdoors
and get any exercise. Their arms, necks and legs are really scrawny and
the meat is stringy.

I snag a few of them off the local bike path as I'm riding by and put them
in a feed lot before slaughter. You ought to hear the SQUEALING coming
from the pens. It's awful. Sounds like a herd of Howard Deans all yelling
at the same time.

Then I pop 'em with a bolt gun one by one, field dress and filet the
carcass, chop the tender pink meat up for canning, and throw the offal in
my catfish pond.

My dogs, Howler and Skillet, LOVE *** Pellets! I'm starting to sell it
to the neighbors also.


ThreeBallLouie
Animal Lover And Inventor



You need to lean over and kiss my ass in thanks, ThreeAssholeLouie.

Why?

Because I saved your life today.

I was on the bike path before you and I shot two ***-eating dogs who were
waiting for you.


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