New Product From "ThreeBall Laboratories"

I like to find ways to get some value, and utilize, even the most pathetic,
useless *** on the face of the planet. So I've been pondering as to what
could be done with liberal pussies.

Eureka! I've developed "ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food". It uses the meat
from pink-ass liberals and thereby gives these two-legged maggots some small
part in the cycle of life.

"ThreeBall's *** Pellet Dog Food" uses only meat from the fat asses and
fat bellies of *** liberals. There's a lot of ass and belly meat on ***
liberals and it's real tender because they're afraid to go outdoors and get
any exercise. Their arms, necks and legs are really scrawny and the meat is
stringy.

I snag a few of them off the local bike path as I'm riding by and put them
in a feed lot before slaughter. You ought to hear the SQUEALING coming from
the pens. It's awful. Sounds like a herd of Howard Deans all yelling at the
same time.

Then I pop 'em with a bolt gun one by one, field dress and filet the
carcass, chop the tender pink meat up for canning, and throw the offal in my
catfish pond.

My dogs, Howler and Skillet, LOVE *** Pellets! I'm starting to sell it to
the neighbors also.


ThreeBallLouie
Animal Lover And Inventor


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