Re: I need some advice


Hey, I found this in another newsgroup. You might find it interesting:

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From: "Haabeel S." <n...@xxxxxxxx>

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Subject: I need some advice
Date: Sun, 9 Jul 2006 19:49:13 -0400
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Okay, so here's the deal.

Today had to go to a local Halliburton home improvement distribution
center to pick up materials for a job tomorrow. I was parked in the
"contractor only" loading zone loading up 2X12's, 6X6 wire rolls,
20-foot sticks of 5/8-inch rebar, silt fence, bundles of grade stakes,
and a lot of other big, heavy, cumbersome dung when up drove a typical
Shi'ite SUV -- Ford Expedition, shiny, not a scratch or drop of mud on
it, "The Mahdi is Coming" sticker on the rear window, *** driving
was dressed in a clean, pressed Labbaadeh. He wanted to load into his
SUV one -- that's right ONE, not a bunk, not a dozen, but ONE -- ONE
CURSED 8-FOOT 2X4. I was sweaty, tired, and still trying to load up
16-foot 2X12's--and get to my evening prayers, when this *** asked
me to move my truck and trailer so he could load his ONE CURSED 2X4.

I pointed out to him the "contractors only" sign, pointed out the pile
of dung I had yet to load, and told him I would move when I get
finished loading. Not the answer he wanted to hear.

So, pissed off as only a rich Shi'ite can be, he jumped into his SUV,
cranked up, slammed it into gear, stomped it, and RAN RIGHT INTO A
CONCRETE COLUMN.

Ask me: Did I laugh my ass off????????????

Allah be praised, but I hate these cursed Shi'ites! Give me a carload
of Kurds, a truckload of apostates, and a gang of Americans any day.
At least they know what it's like to work for a living.

So, I need some advice: When I pulled the 9mm out from under the seat
and emptied one magazine on him, should I have blamed the incident on
the Crazed American Occupiers, or should I have just driven away?

Blessed are those who follow the guidance.

--
Haabeel S.



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