Re: Those Poor Americans

On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 04:38:27 -0700, "InkyDinky" <ddk_007@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>Imagine an American family travelling abroad on vacation and meeting a group
>of non-Americans. How embarassing for them to have to admit where they come
>from. What do they say when member of the group guffaw and snicker after
>the Americans introduce themselves? It must really hurt when they are
>asked, "How did so many stupid people all come together in one country and
>elect Bush not just once but twice?" and the only reply they can muster is,
>"Fuck off or we'll nuke ya."
>

I got a tee-shirt that has an American Flag and the motto: "I'm
American you loose."


--
"The president and I cannot prevent certain politicians from losing
their memory, or their backbone, but we're not going to sit by and
let them rewrite history." -- Dick Cheney 11/16/2005

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" -- Ambrose Bierce

"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." -- John Updike

"Long term commitment in relationships is only necessary because it takes
so damn long to raise children. Marriage may well be some kind of trick
to keep the males around beyond sexual satiation." -- Captain Compassion

"Progress is the increasing control of the environment by life.
--Will Durant

Joseph R. Darancette
daranc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
.

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