Re: Intelligent Design
- From: "monkeyhawk" <monkeyhawk@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:53:28 -0800
"Ping" <nullycrunch@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
> Intelligent Design
>
> 2005-11-10
>
> I love "The Wizard of Oz" as much as the next man, but I have to
> wonder about that crazy city that Dorothy came from. In recent days the
> news has been reporting on Kansas's plans to stop teaching Darwin's
> theories of evolution. It seems like those crazy Kansas yanks don't
> believe that we evolved from the apes. "There is no such thing as the
> "big bang" and Darwin was a finch shagging big bearded weirdo".
> Instead, they want to begin teaching a nice new little program called
> "intelligent design", which basically means that they believe that
> the universe was created by a higher intelligence. This higher
> intelligence goes by the dyslectic doggy name of God. Excuse me if I
> laugh, but, Hahahahahahaha. Flocking magic. Hehehehehe. This has made
> my day. Do you mean to tell me that a higher intelligence is
> responsible for all of the shit that surrounds us? Is God responsible
> for global warming? Is god responsible for Saddam and Osama? Is god a
> higher intelligence? No flicking way Jose. I know that Darwin did not
> create Saddam, but it is obvious that evolution played apart in the
> development of that twat. He started out as a little oil supping amoeba
> and finished up a giant murdering virus. If there is no theory of
> evolution then does this mean that there is a master plan? Is there
> some giant diary that god keeps in his pocket that says exactly what
> you and I are going to do every second of every day? Of course there
> isn't. If this universe really was created by a "higher
> intelligence" then surely the universe is the discharge from a big
> fart that came out of God's ass. The ozone layer disappearing is
> really just the stench from God's poo floating off into the galaxy.
> To be serious for a few lines; I believe that we should all be educated
> in the different theories of how the universe was created and how it
> has evolved. That's cool. But you have to feel for all the poor
> little Kansas Kiddies who are going to be brainwashed into thinking
> that God created it all. They should have access to both theories and
> be allowed to make their own minds up.
>
> If you have any views on this blog please feel free to go to the
> contact page and drop me a line.
>
> Regards
>
> Ping
> http://www.pingcreations.nu
I think it's pretty obvious that a majority of members of the Kansas State
Board of Education have not evolved from apes. A bit.
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