Re: Sulugate: Did Cheney & Libby Out George Takei?

Mark_Spittle@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
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> [From Spittle & Ink: the Weblog of Mark Spittle. More political
> insight here: www.spittleandink.com .]
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> Sulugate: Did Cheney & Libby Out George Takei?
> 30 October 2005

Cheney's lesbian daughter now works for AOL.
William Shatner's wife died in an "accident"
just like Robert Wagner's wife, Natalie Wood.

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> The other blogs may take Sundays off, but the news analysis never stops
> over here at S + I. I'm no lazy *** like those elitists.
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> Occam's Razor suggests that the correct solution is always the simplest
> possibility. This blog entry proves that point yet again.It behooves
> us, then, to use the Razor to answer a question on everyone's mind in
> the past 48 hours: who outed Sulu?
>
> Japanese-American actor George Takei, most famous for his role as
> Lieutenant Sulu on Star Trek, was recently forced to admit his
> homosexuality after over 60 years of secrecy. My research proves an
> unquestionable connection between this dastardly act and none other
> than Vice President *** Cheney.
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> Takei was an outspoken defender of equal rights for Asians, in
> particular, and humanity in general. As a child, Takei and his parents
> were rounded up and kept in the internment camps during World War II.
> No doubt this trauma is the source for his current-day activism, which
> has seen Takei as chairman emeritus of the board of trustees of the
> Japanese American National Museum and an advisory committee member of
> the California Civil Liberties Public Education Program.
> Civil liberties, folks. You know those two words always get GOP
> attention. That, and the fact that Takei got a star on Hollywood
> Boulevard -- Hollywood, for God's sake! -- really must have stirred
> things up at Camp Mehlman.
>
> Why Cheney's interest? Certainly Takei's political work is at odds with
> the current administration's activities in the world. So, too, the
> activities of a plurality of Americans. No, it was his work with the
> Independent Task Force on Television Measurement that pissed the Vice
> President off personally. Working with Cardiss Collings, a former
> Democratic Congresswoman and member of the Congressional Black Caucus,
> Takei was advocating the improvement of television ratings system,
> putting him at odds with the most powerful corporate lobby machine on
> the planet: AC Nielsen Research.
> S + I has reason to believe that Nielsen's Director of Status Quo
> Maintenance, Alexander Harkoff, contacted Vice President Cheney's Chief
> of Staff Scooter Libby -- yes, that Scooter Libby -- in April of 2005
> to have Takei silenced. A month of discussions went on, resulting in
> the command by none other than VP Cheney that Takei be outed as a
> homosexual. (It is unclear how Cheney himself learned of this fact, but
> we suspect his family may have had inside connections.)
>
> Will Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's Plamegate investigation be
> expanded to include this nefarious abuse of power? Or will another
> special prosecuter be called on to investigate Sulugate?
>
> In the words of the most famous sci fi films of the 1950's, only time
> will tel

Americans are alien invaders from Gondwanaland.
God needs to get a girlfriend and get married.




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