Re: Mah Poh White Trash cuzzin

ROFLMAO!!

"Krusty" <155@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Krusty's Kuzzin" <mirrortard@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> Yez, I is Krusty's cousin, but I think we might be bruthers two becuz mah
>> dad iz mah mamas bruther, and Krusty's daddy two.
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>
> I have to break something to you, Krappy. You *think* you're my
> cousin/brother -- but you're not.
>
> I am from European Royalty bloodlines. There was a big mix-up there in the
> Harlan County hospital when I was born and two babies got swapped. I won't
> bother telling you the details because you'd forget them anyway in 10-15
> minutes.
>
> Here's the bottom line, Krappy. Spit out that diseased rat you're chewing
> on and listen up. Fate worked this situation for a reason. My "mom"
> Krummy, my "sister" Kristy, my "dad" Kreepy -- and yes, even you, "cousin"
> Krappy are all here for a reason -- although that might be hard for
> someone to believe by looking at you.
>
> I am a "philosopher king" and I'm not cut out for manual labor, or
> day-to-day menial concerns, like you inbred, hayseed, mule fucking
> riffraff. I am meant to attend NASCAR events, drink a lot, chase da
> bitches, drift about the lake lazily upon my bass yacht, wear fancy
> clothes, and "ponder" on the meaning of life.
>
> So *your* part in the grand parade, my dear Krappy, is to get your filthy
> ass back in the cab of that cement truck and get the damn load delivered!
> Someone told me you had cut down to one shift a day? That just won't do.
> You are a worker ant -- toiling, toiling, toiling. And Krusty is a genius
> ant -- pondering, pondering, pondering. I know it seems unfair, but your
> bringing in a minimum wage is a part of Krusty being able to "ponder". And
> when Krusty ponders -- the world is a wiser place.
>
> And history will have a footnote for you, Krappy. It will record that you
> had an extremely small part in enabling Krusty to found "Krustianity". And
> for that, and *only* that, will your life have counted for anything but
> eventually providing food for the bone orchard worms.
>
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