giving chimps a bad name

Recent studies claim that all chimps are Republicans, and don't help out
other chimps even when it takes no extra effort. There are known Democrat
gorillas however, at least in DC. Holoko is a female at the National Zoo
that was human-raised. When Holoko gave birth Mandara, the Donna Reed of
gorillas, immediately adopted and raised the newborn, which apparently
Holoko felt no bond towards. Mandara was still nursing from a previous
birth that was approaching weaning, a fine young lad named Kijana.

Admittedly, chimps are meaner than gorillas. Not as mean, cowardly, petty
and greedy as Republicans though, I dare say. And of course, neandercons
are more like baboons, as I have long pointed out, and are barely even
true apes, being almost full quadripeds.


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Rick (Richard Allen) Hohensee Party of one
candidate, President of the United States of America
humbubba@xxxxxxxxx Maryland, USA
Ground troops out of Iraq Put the CIA under INS
Semi-legalize drugs Prosecute Bush Tighten the borders
Isolate Israel Tax churches halve military aquisitions
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