The Proper way to loot!
- From: "Randy Cox" <randd49@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:53:51 -0500
When the end of the world comes to your neighborhood, you have to do what
you have to do to save your family. So if you need shoes for bare feet,
food for empty stomach, or gas for your boat, then one should fill out a
requisition order in triplicate addressed to the owner of the store where
you are doing your emergency shopping.
At the top of your emergency requisition order you should explain that you
intend to pay for the large glass window you broke to gain entrance to the
store. Cover the glassed area with a board or something to protect it from
the weather as you leave.
Take only what you really need, list it, then leave the note under the cash
register with your name and address ( the one for the house that is twenty
foot under water or scattered to the four winds). Leave one requisition in
a safe spot at the store, mail one, and keep one for your own records.
Perhaps, emergency provisions will be deductable from your tax liability so
later as you pay for them, be sure to get a receipt.
Be sure to take hot coffee and donuts to the National Guardsman that is
standing guard over the store where you choose to shop during these trying
times. It might be a good idea to take the coffee to the Guardsman before
you do your looting.
Randy R. Cox
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