Re: Has anyone donated yet?

On 31 Aug 2005 00:34:06 -0700, wiseup5570@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

>majcm wrote:
>> Honestly, I thought about taking a small family in, but we are up in Indiana
>> and I doubt it would be feasible.
>
>Oh, but your Christian charity knows no bounds, MeMe! Just in the nick
>of time, too! You see, I heard there's a nice family who needs a home
>right now and I've just called them on their cell to tell them your
>house is available. They're at the New Albany Walmart parking lot, so
>it shouldn't be long till they arrive at your house. Get the coffee
>a-perkin'! You're a doll!
>
>P.S. They're hoping that little problem with the tapeworms has been
>resolved!
>P.P.S. Yes, they are a "small" family don't worry - two lovely gay men
>and their two adopted children, (one who is black, the other Mexican).
>Knowing your well-known homophobia -- oops, I mean, humanitarianism --
>I'm sure you'll all get along fabulously!!!


LMAO!!!
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