2008 Republican Convention Agenda

6:00 PM Jeff Gannon Opens the Convention with his Speech " How I
fucked Bush in the Ass 100 Times in the White House, While Cheney and
Graham Watched".
6:15 PM Tom Delay Reads From his Book, How I Reapportioned Texas so
that Only Republicans Can win There with an afterThought, How I Ran
Whores in Saipan While Laughing at the Jesus Fuckers!
6:30 PM Oliver North Tells how he Ran Drugs and Weapons During the
Iran/ Contra Affair and Talk about How Criminal Reagan Told him to do
it all, Under the Guidance of Jesus.
6:45 PM Rearend Falwell Tells how he Screwed over all of his
Sheepish Followers and told them to vote for God (bush) for Presidunce
so they could vote against their own interests.
7:00 PM Larry Craig reads from his book "How to be a Hypocrit, and
*** men while remaining in the Closet as a Gay *** Republican".
and his new book, I know nothing about the law, "I plead Guilty" and
then tried to take it back.
7:15PM Donald Rumsfeld tells how he sent Amurka on an unncessary war,
based on Lies, to further the ambitions of Exxon/Mobil and Halliburton
Et Al. His new book " Im Fucking rich because of Dead Amurkin
Soldiers" is due to hit bookstands this June.
7:30PM Telling the GI's that their Pay is cut and they will have
multiple deployments because recruitment is so low because amurka now
see's that Bush's war is BULL***!
7:45PM Katrina Laughing Session(Whites Only) they laugh and make
*** Jokes for 15 minutes straight. Colin Powell and Condom Rice are
excluded from this event.
8:00 Speech by Browie, How to let New Orleans Rot and how not to
rebuild it. Also Lets Kill the Remaining Niggers by giving them
Trailers with Formaldahyde in them.
8:15PM Lets Have More wars Concert and Kill the Solders Concerts
Performed by Ted Nugent, Dennis Miller, Larry the Ignoramus, Britney
Spears.
8:30PM Collect Donations for the Let Bid Laden Survive Fund. Saleen
Bid Laden Bush's first investor in his failed oil business will be the
key note speaker.
9:00PM Rearend Haggard Proposes a toast to the "Lets *** our Children
Fund"
9:15PM Tribute Theme to our Owner Country Saudi Arabia, Followed by
*** Cheney Getting on his Knees and sucking the *** of the King of
Saudi Arabia.
9:30PM Pro War Rally Moderated by Ann *** Coulter.
9:45PM John Poindexter Gives a Speech " How I Murdered Millions Under
Reagan with my death Squads and How I am doing the same today under
War Criminal Bush".
10:00 Pledge of Allegiance to Hitler and Fascism.
10:15PM Reenactment of Bush's Draft Dodging and How he begged his
Father to get him out of Vietnam.
Closing Ceremony Burning the American Flag and Putting up the Nazi SS
Flag.
bush cry's as he relates that his family was in with the nazis.

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