Re: Georgie does a puzzle



On 24 Mar 2008, Bugman wrote:

The President's Puzzle

*** Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping
and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record
time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"



Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.

"I've got a problem," says W.

"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw
puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find
any edges."

"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

"A big rooster," replies W.

"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the
jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud,
Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
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