Re: Hillary: Stand By Some Other Man
- From: Igor <thoovler@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2008 11:38:15 -0800 (PST)
On Mar 6, 11:35 am, jose <josefsop...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Hillary: Stand By Some Other Man
By Ann Coulter
Thursday, March 6, 2008
The mainstream media said she was finished, but our brave Hillary
soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode
Island Tuesday night. I don't know what the MSM is so upset about-- we
let them pick the Republican nominee. Did they want to pick the
Democratic nominee, too?
Not only that, but after some toothsome appearances on various madcap
comedy shows this past week -- "Saturday Night Live," "Late Night With
David Letterman," "Hardball With Chris Matthews" -- Hillary's
"likability" quotient is soaring! According to the latest CNN/CBS News
poll, she's just been upgraded from "Utterly Loathsome" to
"Execrable."
The percentage of registered voters who would rather disembowel
themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has just slipped
below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary! If you want
to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next to those
four harpies, you seem almost agreeable.
Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama
to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont,
but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black
vote. Literally. There was just the one.)
Imagine how proud Michelle Obama would be of her country if that
happened! But Obama probably won't do the classy thing, despite
claiming to be a "new" kind of politician and rejecting the politics
of division.
If Hillary is serious about becoming president, she's got to make some
changes. I say this as a Hillary supporter and strong opponent of
divorce. Hillary: You've got to divorce Bill. You've already fired one
campaign manager. Now it's time to get rid of your No. 1 buzz-killer.
Not only is the media's group-lie about Bill Clinton being a "rock
star" over, but -- one can hope -- the use of the excruciatingly
stupid phrase "rock star" to refer to wonky politicians is over. It's
become such a cliche that music critics have begun referring to actual
rock stars as "leading Democratic contenders."
Liberals believe, often accurately, that if they say the same thing
over and over again 1 billion times, people will believe it: "Bush
lied, kids died," "We've lost in Iraq," "Reagan is stupid," "Bush is
stupid," "Republicans are stupid," "Global warming is destroying the
planet," "Gloria Steinem is good-looking" and -- their most provably
false assertion -- "Bill Clinton is the most talented politician of
his generation."
In a period of just a few short months last year, "news" articles in
The New York Times cooed -- I mean "said" -- the following about Bill
Clinton:
"Elvis is here, Clinton version. Having Bill Clinton campaign for you,
as Mr. Ford learns, is a mixed blessing. You are bolstered standing
next to this outsized Democrat, but still seem puny by comparison."
"Mr. Clinton is one Oscar-worthy supporting actor who can sometimes
upstage his leading lady simply by breathing."
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has been trying to capture Bill Clinton's
old political magic and lay claim to his legacy and popularity."
Tony Blair's charisma "ranks second only to Bill Clinton's."
Not to be a stickler, but Bill Clinton is the guy who could never get
as much as 50 percent of the country to vote for him. And that was in
two presidential elections that the Republicans basically sat out (as
they are doing this year).
It was also in elections held before the country realized "Elvis"
Clinton was molesting the help. If Bill Clinton is the Democrats' idea
of Elvis, somebody should tell them he's playing to half-empty
houses.
Besides the joy liberals take in lying generally, they have massive
Reagan envy. Despite having informed us the requisite 1 billion times
that Reagan was a dunce, Americans adored him, and still do.
Democrats wanted one of their presidents to be adored, too -- and not
just for being assassinated. But they only seemed able to produce
laughable incompetents like Jimmy Carter.
So no matter how preposterous it was, liberals just kept telling us
that the chubby kid with the big red nose whose greatest moment on the
football field involved a wind instrument was "Elvis." According to
Nexis, that appellation has been applied to Clinton approximately
1,000 times. In print, that is. There's no telling how many drunken
cocktail waitresses have whispered it in Clinton's ear during late-
night elevator assignations.
You can stop lying for the voters now, Hillary. This is me, Ann
Coulter, your supporter.
This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were
stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over,
girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore.
Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff.
You're too good for him, Hillary. Obama has now denounced and rejected
Louis Farrakhan. It's time for you to denounce and reject Bill
Clinton.
Obama excites voters by offering to be the first black president.
You've got a chance to make history by becoming the first divorcee to
win the White House.
I think we now know where Rush is getting his drugs these days.
.
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