News Flash from Hell: Satan has a new spokesman for Satanic Values Propaganda...
- From: Associated Presss <ap@xxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:17:53 GMT
Source: Satan's Minions
Location: East Bank of The River Styx
A welcomed new arrival has just been appointed the official
spokesman for Lord Satan. His name is William F. Buckley. In the
living world he was responsible for placing a elegant twist of what
most would consider confusing words on evil deeds. Mr. Buckley was a
supporter of many of the things Satan has officially endorsed as his
political platform in Hell. This makes him a great fit for spreading
evil propaganda to the mininions in Hell. The old post was held by
none other than Satanic Reverend Jerry Fallwell, but due to
Fallwell's poor grasp of reality, Mr. Buckley seems better suited
for the job.
Lets all welcome Mr. Buckley to Hell and wish him well in his new
endeavors.
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