Re: Rules for Being a bush loyalist


"mike532" <mike532@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 7:10 am, "A Brick in the Wall" <NoS...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Christian Williamson" <c.wi...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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mike532 wrote:
Rules for Being a Republican

You must believe that being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
crime - unless you're a millionaire right wing radio gasbag; then,
it's an "illness" and requires prayer for "recovery".

Standard leftist trash, caricature, and out-and-out lies.

It seems if you could recognize this as trash -- you could recognize the
trash you post.





You must believe that those born to privilege achieve success on their
own, but that all of their customers are lazy and stupid.

You must believe that ethics are an inconvenience that only Democrats
bother with, and that any way you raise money is okay, so long as you
don't get caught.

You must believe that folks who work for their money should be taxed
at a high rate, but those who get their money for nothing should be
exempt from taxation.

You must believe that being "morally upright" means hating gays and
liberals, and anyone else who doesn't hate gays and liberals.

You must believe that, to rid the country of crime, you must rid the
world of people not like you.

You must agree that racking up huge amounts of debt and handing it off
to future generations is worth the few thousand extra in tax breaks
given to your wealthy "investors."

You must believe the US should pull out of the UN, at the same time
you claim our highest national priority is to start a war to enforce
UN resolutions.

You must believe that the best person to represent the United States
in the UN is someone who doesn't believe the UN should exist.

You must believe that government should stay out of people's financial
lives, but should socially engineer any behaviors deemed
"unacceptable." That the government should stay out of our checkbooks,
but feel perfectly at home on our bedrooms and doctors offices.

You must believe that profitable pollution is perfectly ok, and that
all science is bunk when it cuts into profits.

You must support prayer in schools, as long as no one prays to Allah
or Buddha.

You must believe that rushing to Washington to vote to keep a dead
woman's tube in place is more important than seeing thousands of
people drown in a hurricane.

You must believe that nothing is more important than a fundraiser; not
even black people drowning. No, especially black people drowning.

You must believe that no Republican is crooked, as long as he says the
right thing and writes you a big enough check.

You must believe that "Standing Tall for America" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India, and encouraging corporations
headquartered here to move their address offshore to avoid taxes.

You must believe that, while a woman cannot be trusted with decisions
about her own body, huge multi-national corporations can be trusted to
make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

You must believe that Jesus loves you, but shares your hatred and
distrust of the poor, homosexuals, and the Clintons.

You must hate the ACLU for representing people whose rights have been
violated, and believe they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver
North.

You must believe that the best way to show appreciation to the troops
is to charge them to fly home for leave, serve plastic turkey and cut
their VA benefits.

You must be willing to believe that group sex and drug use are
degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for office as a
Republican.

You must think that keeping sex education and birth control out of
schools is the wisest course, because without them, teenagers will
never have sex.

You must think that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our
allies and piss off the rest of the world at the same time we demand
their cooperation and money.

You must believe that single-payer health care, in which everyone pays
for and receives health insurance, would be a disaster compared to the
current system, in which 40 million people are forbidden from paying
into the system, but still receive emergency health care. You must
also believe that insurance companies only care about giving you the
best darn health care there is, damn the profit. You must also believe
that providing health care to Iraqis is good policy, while providing
it to Americans is a "Socialist plot."

You must believe that forcing bankrupt people to pay their bills is a
much more important problem than addressing how they got there in the
first place.

You must agree that the link between tobacco and cancer is "dubious,"
that claims of global warming are "junk science" and that creationism
has a sound scientific basis that should be part of all school
curricula.

You must believe that waging war with no security or exit strategy was
good for Iraq.

You must agree that Saddam Hussein was a good guy when Reagan was
sending him arms, a bad guy when he invaded Kuwait, a good guy again
when Cheney did business with him at Halliburton, and then a bad guy
again when Bush decided that a war in Iraq would be a very lucrative
deal for his "investors."

You must believe that the Bill of Rights is absolute in the case of
the Second Amendment, but negotiable with regard to the rest of the
document.

You must agree that the adulterous affairs of Democrats require public
embarrassment and impeachment, while those of Republicans are a
private matter, and excusable because, well, "boys will be boys" (or
girls).

You must ascribe to the notion that the Clintons' business deals were
major breaches of the public trust, while the fact that *** Cheney is
still being paid by Halliburton, which is now getting billions of your
tax dollars, is no big deal.

You must believe that everything that Democrats do should be public
knowledge, but that the public has no right to know anything that
Republicans do.

You must always deride a Democrat's changes of mind and philosophy as
a "flip-flop," while referring to those of fellow Republicans as
"growth."

You must openly support "state rights," except when John Ashcroft
wants to force local libraries to turn over their records or Tom DeLay
wants to impose new districts because he doesn't like election
results.

You must agree that the outcome of an election is always more
important than making sure everyone got to vote and that all votes
were counted.

You must agree that income tax cuts for the rich are good for the
economy, while payroll tax cuts for the working class are bad.
Furthermore, you must believe that making sure that the rich have a
few extra dollars in their pockets is good for the economy, while
raising the minimum wage is detrimental.

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i am still waiting for him to show even one lie in the post .


Good luck -- Cowardly Williamson runs from these kind of posts.


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