Re: Perfect Girl

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx>, the ghastly street bum and
tumourous mannified-lesbian who likes deviant earth-tremblers with
buffalos, and whose partner is a lady in red with an inflamed muffler,
wrote in <4gj15dF1mvrm1U1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx>, the fossilised deadbeat and
uninspirational anal-buccaneer who likes disgusting banana creaming
with reindeers, and whose partner is a street-sister with a sodden
clamato fountain, wrote:
Gazwad wrote:
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx>, the hoary-old-transient and
tortuous girlyboy who likes hideous *** balling with groundhogs,
and whose partner is a respectable-whore with commodious pink
lips, wrote:

<crosses eyes> And what in the heck is that all about, sir? I had
to trim and trim and trim and trim and trim and...

I knew a hairy bitch like that once.

Well, we have already established that *I* am not a hairy bitch...

I will attest to that :)

:)

...and I don't trim. I use a razor.

You know, when I saw that first picture in the sets you sent me,
despite the high resolution, my first thought was "Oooh, a light
patch!" On closer inspection (ahem) I noted that it did not appear
to be shaved at all.

I shave, as you have seen, only the important parts. It's the easiest
way to avoid razor bumps, of which I have none.

I waxed once, and ended up taking off quite a bit of skin. It hurt
like a son-of-a-bitch.

Genuine piccy confirmed :)

Had to be. I'm no good at editing, or I'd have gotten rid of the blue
tones.

If I take any new ones, I'll probably look green.

Bugger the colour. Send 'em.

Well, you asked for it. They're terrible.

I took them a few minutes ago with the phone cam, so it'll take me a few
more minutes to send them to you.

That'll be plenty of time for you to go hunt up the bleach you'll need
for your eyes.

:P

rl

P.S. I'm sending them in reverse order, so you might want to wait until
they all get there. Should be 7.
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Insisting on perfect safety is for people
without the balls to live in the real world.
Mary Shafer Iliff



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