Re: PING --> Rhonda

Gazwad wrote:
Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx>, the belching-riffraff and
beady-eyed female-to-male transgender who likes feral sexual
encounters with mallards, and whose partner is a piece-of-fluff with
a denuded bearded clam, wrote in <4ggnr6F1n0h5qU1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
relic wrote:

Heard this one? :-)

<snipped>

No, but in my younger years, variations on that theme were
painstakingly taught to me...

...by a man.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil witches. Don't mess with them.

Perhaps. And I do keep a pot filled with eye of newt and toe of frog,
wool of bat and tongue of dog on the back of the stove, just in case.

But my own experience is that if you pet us and feed us and give us
heaps and heaps of se^H^Hlove, we may continue to nip now and then,
but we won't rip your throat out without provocation.

It also helps to tell us we look pretty in pictures.

I think I've got it sussed, women tend to like compliments and stuff,
is that right?
So if asked if the dress they're wearing makes their bum look big a
gentleman would have to reply "NO" even if it's a lie.
AND try not to follow up with "It's all the fucking chocolate you
eat".

<pats Gazwad on head> Mama's good boy.

You keep that up, and we'll be getting you laid regularly in no time.

The correct response to "Does this dress make me look fat?" is "You look
beautiful <walk behind her, put your arms around her, kiss her neck>,
now let me help you take it off."

She'll be giggling and trying to push you away because she needs to
finish getting ready or because you're already late because she took so
long getting ready, and she'll never remember that you totally avoided
answering the question.

There's hope for you yet, Gaz.

Maybe.

:)
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Insisting on perfect safety is for people
without the balls to live in the real world.
Mary Shafer Iliff


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