Re: XP Question

It is further alleged that on or about Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:07:27 +0000
(UTC), in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Henry"
<Hugenstasen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> spewed the following:

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|"pennysworth" <pennysworth@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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|> How do I alter Windows Explorer so that a particular folder opens?
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|> Thanks.
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|> Pennysworth
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|hover over WE and right click mouse, Properties, Shortcut tab, Find Target

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you just opened Explorer, so fucking
what. He could have accomplished the same thing by left clicking the
Explorer shortcut. Did you mean to tell him to change the target?

GFIA
HAND
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-nos1eep

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory?
to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd
of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.
.

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