Re: XP Question

It is further alleged that on or about Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:09:02 +0000
(UTC), in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of "Henry"
<Hugenstasen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> spewed the following:

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|"nos1eep" <nos1eep_says_GFIA@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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|> It is further alleged that on or about Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:37:56
|> -0500, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of pennysworth
|> <pennysworth@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> spewed the following:
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|> |How do I alter Windows Explorer so that a particular folder opens?
|>
|> I do not want to be rude as this is the last day of the year but you
|> should be slapped for asking that question. WTF are you gibbering
|> about?

|something you know nothing about,,,,,,Windoz XP

Indeed, the OP choose to obfuscate his question and your answer below
is probably obtuse enough to satisfy him. When he clicks on Windows
Explorer he will be able to open another program or folder or file,
but he will not open Explorer. Sound right enough for an English
fuckwit.
If my crystal ball was working, I may have told him to right click the
file and choose Explore, but no, I choose to be an arsehole.

FROAD, Henry
GFIA, Henry
HAND, Henry

Is this your email address, Henry?
Hugenstasen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Thank you for shopping at KwickeeMart, Henry
--

-nos1eep

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory?
to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd
of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.
.

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