Re: Well I'll be damned.

Kadaitcha Man, <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the pimply, calciferous idiot,
and employee in charge of filling up cracks, gainsaid:

> Lord Gazwad of Grantham, <gazwad@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the
> knock-down, alienated lewdster, and prosthetist, homilised:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man, <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the blind drunk, putrid
>> fornication, and maker of horse collars, bayed:
>>
>>> Lord Gazwad of Grantham, <gazwad@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the flaky,
>>> abject flake, and domestic refuse collector, retched:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man, <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the shrimpy, fungous
>>>> hamster, and employee who jumps through hoops, nagged:
>>>>
>>>>> relic, <complaints@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the swollen-headed,
>>>>> tardy-gaited caretaker, and dealer in dead animals, poor mouthed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I bought a Lottery Ticket in Sydney back in 1972. They are just
>>>>>> now notifying me that I won.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -----------
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY
>>>>>> (IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY)
>>>>>> 81 NEW GATE STREET
>>>>>> EC1 2PE
>>>>>> LONDON
>>>>>> UNITED KINGDOM
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 8th August, 2005
>>>>>>
>>>>>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>>>>>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>>>>>
>>>>>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>>>>>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear Winner,
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't get your hopes up. I get up to two thirds of it with my two
>>>>> winning entries:
>>>>>
>>>>> 5th August, 2005
>>>>>
>>>>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>>>>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>>>>
>>>>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>>>>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>>>>>
>>>>> 8th August, 2005
>>>>>
>>>>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>>>>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>>>>
>>>>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>>>>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>>>>
>>>> I reckon we are all down for an AUS$ each. that'll buy a loaf of
>>>> bread or something, wont it?
>>>
>>> Aye. With 11 cents change too.
>>
>> Where do I apply for a visa, with the cost of living as low as that I
>> just have to move there.
>
> Eh. We get the jitters when prime steak goes over 7-8 Aussie pesos a
> kilo, or about 3-4 pesos per pound. That's be in the vicinity of
> about a quid per pound, maybe a bit more. Hell, last week I bought
> 40kg of chicken pieces to stick in the freezer, all good bits, not
> just wings, for 1.45 pesos per kilogram. That'd be, oh, at 1 quid =
> 2.3 Aussie pesos... loose change for a fresh chook.
>
>> I'll be ok getting in won't I, I'm an ethnic minority, Caucasian
>> English.
>
> Dunno. They changed the criteria some years back. Now you have to have
> money. Your skin colour and personal stench don't have any real
> bearing on the decision to let you in here.

Dammit.

--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.





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