Re: Well I'll be damned.



Lord Gazwad of Grantham, <gazwad@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the flaky, abject
flake, and domestic refuse collector, retched:

> Kadaitcha Man, <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the shrimpy, fungous
> hamster, and employee who jumps through hoops, nagged:
>
>> relic, <complaints@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, the swollen-headed,
>> tardy-gaited caretaker, and dealer in dead animals, poor mouthed:
>>
>>> I bought a Lottery Ticket in Sydney back in 1972. They are just now
>>> notifying me that I won.
>>>
>>> -----------
>>>
>>> AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY
>>> (IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY)
>>> 81 NEW GATE STREET
>>> EC1 2PE
>>> LONDON
>>> UNITED KINGDOM
>>>
>>> 8th August, 2005
>>>
>>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>>
>>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>>>
>>> Dear Winner,
>>
>> Don't get your hopes up. I get up to two thirds of it with my two
>> winning entries:
>>
>> 5th August, 2005
>>
>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>
>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>>
>> 8th August, 2005
>>
>> FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
>> INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT
>>
>> REF NO: AL/9800/145700/04
>> BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL
>
> I reckon we are all down for an AUS$ each. that'll buy a loaf of
> bread or something, wont it?

Aye. With 11 cents change too.

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