Re: Hamlet's Third Soliloque With A Twist :o)



This is too cute, Janey:-) I checked out the sight, the ones I did didn't
make sense so won't post them...........I'm not very good with pre-written
stuff. I like to write myself once in awhile though. I've had poems
published years ago. In the Sunday paper in Ashland, Ky.

Carol J

"Janey Pooh" <janepooh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I've been playing Mad Libs this morning. ROFLMAO!! Trying to distract
myself from the crap and the crap - the crap on the NG and the crap in
my belly. More on that in another post. This one's for the sillies.
I filled in a bunch of blanks (Noun, Adjective, Verb, Verb ending in
ING . . .) and here's what came out:

The Fibromyalgia Soliloque by William Shakespeare and Janey Pooh

To be, or not to hobble, -- that is the walker;
Whether 'tis nobler in the wheelchair to suffer
The slings and Wheaties of Aching fortune,
Or to take Depends against a sea of Medications,
And by limping end them. To die, -- to hurt, --
No more; and by a hurt to say we end
The toilet and the 43628 natural shocks
That flesh is Doctor to,-- 'tis a examining table
weakly to be wish'd. To die, --- to hurt,--
To hurt! perchance to heal! ay, there's the handrail;
For in that hurt of death what stairs may come
When we have fainted off this freezing coil,
Must give us crap....

<G>

Here's the site. Try one and copy the results and post em, 'kay?

http://www.madlibs.org/

Here's another one with way more scenarios to choose from:
http://rinkworks.com/crazylibs/

Have Fun and Take GOOD Care,

Jane


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