Re: Hot Tub Party!!


lhamo55 wrote:
Why don't I just give you two some privacy by putting this screen.
Make yerselves at home, you hear?

(tiptoes out leaving them to eat, drink, giggle, burp, fart and snore
to their hearts' delight)

Two hours later a loud noise was heard from their area, followed by an
eruption of... giggles naturally, but why?

'Kay, I think I'm finally regaining some semblance of sanity, or
something like that. Kind of amazing how all these things keep
happening though. And here I thought this would be a simple little hot
tub party! HA!!

First off, I finally found Virile and it turns out he's been *cowering*
in the massage tents all this time, for fear of bursting out in tears
if he sees all the lovely ankles at this hot tub party. I had a little
talk with him and reminded him of all the things he's been through in
his life, and survived to tell the tale (or have someone *else* tell
it. LOL) Surely he could handle a few bare ankles at this point in
his life. I led him out of the tent and left him to his own devices.

But while I was in the tent convincing him to come out, I kept hearing
all these weird sounds coming from behind my Egyptian screen - that's
the one with the beautiful weavings of Nefertiti and Tutankhamen on it.
The whole itme I was trying to talk Virile down from the rafters (he'd
climbed up there when I walked in) all I could hear was burps, farts,
snorts, snoring and gigglz coming from behind that screen. I was
tempted to peek back there and see what was going on, but decided to
leave them their privacy, whoever they were. I'm really grateful to
whoever put that screen there though. Even *I* have my limits, and
voyeurism is one of them. LOL

The Stew in the Hot Tub thing turned out to be just a nasty rumour,
thankfully. Turns out some Cheeky B. actually DID that to one of his
friends' hot tubs and he was just recounting the tale to everybody else
while sitting in the hot tub having a soak after his swim. Who knew
Cheeky could swim so well? Did anybody notice him doing the butterfly
stroke in my indoor pool earlier? Quite impressive!! I just hope he
doesn't open the aviary door and let all the birds and butterflies out
into the pool area. ;o)

Llamo finally got all her goodies put away and then she headed straight
down to the massage tents - after clueing me in about the gender of
Yaks, that is! LOL I noticed some gifts on the counter that say "To
The Hostess" and nearly ripped them open to see what was inside. I've
always been that way - I wanna know wnat my present is NOW. I was one
of those kids who used to peek before Christmas. But I'm being a GOOD
girl and waiting patiently for Llamo to finish her massage before I
pester fer about what's in those packages.

Oh, did I tell you? I think I saw a Centaur in the ravine behind the
house. He stood there for a moment, winked at me, then galloped off.
I *tried* to find the Magical Clearing before we left the Woods, so I
could invite them all to the hot tub party, but was unsuccessful. Oh
well, looks like maybe they found us anyway.

I've also seen more woodland creatures scampering about than usual.
There's always the odd moose, deer, squirrel and badger wandering
through our yard (Moose and Squirrel - just like in Rocky and
Bullwinkle! LOL), but there seems to be more than usual. I'm sure
they'll get along fine with Goddess Kitten's Kids.

I've decided it's way past time for ME to relax, pour myself a Blue
Drink with a touch of Yippy Juice mixed in, and get in the Hot Tub. So
I'm going to change into the new bikini I bought for the party. It's
so great!!! In real life I wouldn't be caught DEAD in a bikini -
imagine the flab rolling over the tiny strings!! LOL But while I'm
here I can, so I'm going to. I decided if I was going to wear one, I'd
go all out, so it's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
Whaddya think?

The concert is all set to go, but we still need more performers. If
people will tell me who they'd like to see perform, I'll get a hold of
them and I'm sure they'll all come. So far, Emmylou Harris, Gram
Parsons, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Neil Young and Patsy Cline have
all confirmed and they'll be here any time. Neil promised not to get
into any political debates - we're gonna talk about brain aneurysms,
but only in private. He and I will go off into the bushes at some
point and have a little philosophical conversation about what we both
went through last year. But I doubt I'll share that with the group.

I managed to find some nice rocks for Deb's Hot Rock massage, so I'm
gonna go tell her it's all ready for her now. Can somebody watch the
fondue pot? It looks like it's about ready to boil over and cause a
chocolatey mess all over my kitchen.

TBC

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