Re: Tomorrow



Janey Pooh wrote:
CHEEKY *** wrote:

Thankz Janey Pooh

CB

Ok Doctor Janey,

YIKES!!! I am **NOT** a doctor. Please don't insult my intelligence,
CB. ;o) LOL

Ok your not a doctor but didn't you stay at a LaQuinta inn the other night?
<hotel commercial joke we get here>


BTW, you sure do find some interesting sites in your searches, my boy.
Here I was looking for "Male Perineum Lumps" and finding a bunch of
boring doc talk about how to tell a sebaceous cyst from other kinds of
lumps and how to internally check the Prostate Gland for swelling etc.
Meanwhile, YOU were reading up on 1,000,000 Ways To Satisfy Your
Partner using the Perineum. ROFLMAO!!

Hey that boring stuff is depressing and I found some happy stuff out of that
and rather enjoyed it.
So did Clancy get any new surprises from Jane yet? <grin>
Maybe that's are problem, we all need to get laid more <weg>


Boy, this thread is a really good example of "Thread Drift", huh? It
goes from Nettie waiting to find out the results of her Chemo to you
telling us you shave your "taint", all in less than 25 posts. LOL

Yeah well I thought it was a good place to insert a good laugh also and
hopefully Nettie gets a laugh too at my dilemma.


Taint ain't a word and you ain't supposed to use it, cuz it Taint in
the dictionary. <WEG>

So, anyway, you went to all these sites. Did you find out anything
useful to your *medical* worry? LOL You *do* know that an in-grown
hair can turn into a cyst really easily, right? Might or might not be
able to excrete some fluid or gunk from it, but it'll probably feel
like there's some in there.

Yes it looks to be a cyst. I just hope they don't have to freeze it like a
skin tag. I don't wanna be walking funny again. <g>

A solid lump will probably feel different
than a cyst does. Skin tags are kinda flappy, in my experience, and
don't usualy feel like they're full of anything.

Nope no lumps. No leaks and not a tag.

Maybe Doug could do an initial internal to determine if your Prostate
is swollen? LOL

LOL how do you think it got swollen? Bwhahahahahahaha

Your partner is often the first person to discover
abnormalities on or in your body.

He did! You think I go playing around down there?

Breast doctors say this all the
time. In fact, mine asked me which side of the bed I sleep on,
because the breast opposite Clancy's hand is most likely going to get
more attention than the other, and the other needs to be checked
frequently too. ROFL

Ok well then Doug's "moobs" are fine so far. I inspect them 4 times daily!


My breast doctor's about 30 years old and it's
hilarious (and a bit disconcerting, in a way) to have to discuss my
sex life and how my breasts are involved in it with him. <g>

Well for me being gay it can be funny because I like watching the doctor
cringe when talking about it, other than that I normally do not get graphic
about my sex life.


Well, enough of this. Go see your doctor and show him your hairless
hiny!

Should I powder or use lotion on it? Which will make it look it's best?
Maybe the one with the sparkles in it so I can show off my best ASSets. ;)

And Take GOOD Care,

Janey

You too "Doctor" Janey

CB


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