Re: OT Humor: Damn Women Drivers!
- From: acoftil <gnn4everZ@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 13:10:42 -0700
Now that's a good one! :D
Nancy
On 28 Jul 2005 12:57:07 -0700, "Clue" <cailleachschilde@xxxxxxx> etched
permanently into the ether:
>This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there
>was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up
>next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
>
>I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
>halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
>
>As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped
>my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In
>the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
>against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
>which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big
>Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and
>disconnected an important call.
>
>Damn women drivers!
.
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