Re: eBay's own "online viewable delivery confirmation with signature" scam

James E. Morrow wrote:
In article <485f6f9f$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, nobody3@xxxxxxxxxxx says...
Lumpy wrote:
Pogonip wrote:
Nobody can play the Highland Bagpipes.
Karump:
That's the beauty of it. No competition.

"Hey kid, wanna grow up to wear a skirt
and knee socks, and blow into a sheep bladder,
and make incredibly loud sounds like an out
of tune choir of cats with PMS?"
Pogo:
......and play Amazing Grace at cop funerals for all eternity.
That's another benefit. Who would have the indecency
to go to a cop's funeral, and say "the piper sucked".

Can't get that kind of automatic appreciation
with rock and roll.

Yes, well, with the bagpipes, they're supposed to sound awful. They never disappoint.



Ah but me lassy, does he know "Burn Down the Pipers House?" Any real piper worthy of his haggis knows that one.


My favorite pipers: http://www.redhotchillipipers.co.uk/
--
Joanne
stitches @ singerlady.reno.nv.us.earth.milky-way.com
http://members.tripod.com/~bernardschopen/
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