Re: Fun Spam



On May 30, 4:55 pm, "Lumpy" <lu...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Male enhancement enters the computer age.
I got an email today promising to
"upgrade your penis".

Penis XP?
Penis Vista?
Do I need an anti virus?
How often should I defrag my penis?


Lumpy, you can use old postage stamps to gauge size or girth changes.

Simply wrap the stamps (one layer) around your organ.

If you have size changes during the night, the stamps will break.

Source: California Girls Talkshow, 1970s, KNEW, San Francisco
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