New Ebay Program for Hillbillies

Got this a while ago, I feel all special being one of a select few, and
wowwwwwzer,

a whole 3 % !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

Ebay has this annoying problem insulting people's intelligence,

they sound like republicans,conservatives and hillbillies,

I suspect these are a bunch of losing,failing, retarded, ignorant republican
hillbilly
fuckups, who think everyone is as stupid as they are, like that incoherent
bush hillbilly,
or worse that walking, talking, cadaver waiting to fall into a grave,
Mc***,

but as long as the hillbillies fall for it and get $35 Big ones for
spending $1000
on my rare and hard to find Nascar ***, I'm all for it,

let's see, $35, that's about 1/3 of a tank of gas on one of those hillbilly
pickup trucks,
yea, the goobers will fall for it,


hell, they'd increase their gas mileage by 30% if they'd throw out
the empty beer cans in the back, and the dawgs, and the blimp of a wife,
they better hurry and spend that
economic stimulus rebate check from the IRS,

LMAO


Dear Pigeon,

You're one of a select few invited to try out a new program we're testing to
reward loyal eBay shoppers.

What do you have to do? Just sign up. It's fast, easy and we'll even give
you a $5 balance to get you started. We'll track your qualifying purchases*
from the time of your enrollment to August 14 and rack up your eBay Bucks.
Then you get 30 days to spend* them on eBay on something you love.

Hurry, participation in this test program is limited so sign up soon!

YES! Sign me up now for eBay Bucks!
I want to earn 3% back on my eBay purchases*
--then get 30 days to splurge with it.


How does it work?

Earn 3%
Just sign up with this User ID and you'll get a $5 balance to get you
started. We'll track what you buy with it from May 15 - August 14, 2008.
We'll add up all qualifying* purchases paid with PayPal and give you 3% back
in eBay Bucks.
See balance
We'll send you an email every couple of weeks so you can see how many eBay
Bucks you're racking up.
Splurge
After August 14 we'll send you an eBay Bucks voucher. You'll get one whole
month to spend it on eBay using PayPal. Mark your calendar, you can redeem
your eBay Bucks from Aug 22-Sep 21.

I agree to the eBay Bucks terms and conditions.

while there's still space!

What's excluded?
Qualifying purchases exclude: all eBay Motors categories except Parts &
Accessories, Classifieds, Giving Works, LiveAuction, Business & Industrial
Capital Equipment, Real Estate and all items listed in foreign currency.

How do I redeem eBay Bucks?
eBay Bucks vouchers can only be redeemed using PayPal and eBay checkout on
eBay.com or eBay Motors, not eBay Express.
Your eBay Bucks voucher will be valid from Aug 22 - Sep 21.
The voucher is valid one time for a single transaction with a single seller.
If your voucher value is not completely used up in that one transaction, the
balance will be forfeited.
See complete terms & conditions









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