Re: is eBay the worst company in America?

Lumpy wrote:
Agent_C wrote:


I voted for Monster Cable, because
of their utterly fraudulent
marketing claims. The company _defines_
the term 'junk science'.


You're gonna need an AC power cord for that
electronic widget. Don't trust it to one of
those $2 power cords.
http://www.audioconnect.com/html/pk14_palladian.html


When you plug it into the wall, don't trust those
cheap duplex outlet covers from Home Depot. Get
duplex covers that are designed to "produce a
remarkably powerful, detailed and focused sound".
If you're using wall plates that don't focus the
sound, it's probably harming your ears.
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina44.htm


You're gonna need speaker cables -
http://www.mapleaudio.com/ordering%20High.htm

Note in the above speaker cables you can either
choose "tranquility" for $2100 or for just $900 more,
you could move up to "Natural". Of course, if you
listen to punk or heavy metal, you wouldn't want
"tranquility" or "natural". That would cause the
punk or metal electrons to clash with the tranquil
or natural electrons. And I'm sure you know
what can happen when that takes place.


If you can find it, this product will help filter out
those unwanted overtones from solid state devices. It's
lacquer that you paint on the outside of the transistors.
http://www.altmann.haan.de/tubeolator/default.htm


And if you listen to CDs, surely you'll
want to fine tune the edges by cutting a bevel
and then coloring the edge to keep the laser
light contained in the disc.
http://www.audiodesksysteme.de/index.php?kat=10_17_6


I've tried all of the above products. I can confirm that
they really do ELIMINATE the bad sound molecules. They
clean up distortion so much that it made my SRV recordings
sound like Joe Pass. They made Rod Stewart's voice sound
like Robert Goulet. Kim Carnes now sounds like Beverly Sills.



Lumpy

Oooh!
www.CraigAndHeather.net



The choice of two point versus four point barbed wire for speaker connections is reviewed in depth at http://www.tinaja.com/glib/marcia.pdf


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