Re: Tornado/Fire - I cant pay for my bid

On Wed, 30 May 2007 22:59:51 -0500, pissmeoffNikillya wrote:

On Wed, 30 May 2007 20:09:34 -0700, "Lumpy" <lumpy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Kris Baker wrote:

You'll have to think of something
more severe. We sellers have
heard it all.

Buyer's response:
I'm sorry I wasn't able to pay for the shower nailer. We had a tornado
and I died. Also my shower stall is now in our cottonwood tree. So please
cancel my order.


Lumpy

Dear _______ (seller)

I'm the winning bidder on Ebay for the Box of 100 (brand name) condoms,
item number 000000000. I am sorry to tell you that I will not be sending
payment for this item. The reason is that last night my wife came home
very drunk and cut my *** off while I was asleep. Because my *** is
gone, I will be unable to use these condoms. Please cancel my bid.

PS. I can provide photos of my dismembered *** if you wish to see them.

Signed ______ (buyer)

It is completely wrong to say that eBay will not do anything. In fact a
Nonpaying Bidder Alert will be issue. The buyer's next of kin will be
tracked down and sold into slavery in eBay.

A search in eBay for "slaves" finds 204 available right now.

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James E. Morrow
jamesemorrow@xxxxxxxxx

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