Re: Tornado/Fire - I cant pay for my bid

On Wed, 30 May 2007 20:09:34 -0700, "Lumpy"
<lumpy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Kris Baker wrote:

You'll have to think of something
more severe. We sellers have
heard it all.

Buyer's response:
I'm sorry I wasn't able to pay for the shower nailer.
We had a tornado and I died. Also my shower stall
is now in our cottonwood tree. So please cancel
my order.


Lumpy

Dear _______ (seller)

I'm the winning bidder on Ebay for the Box of 100 (brand name)
condoms, item number 000000000. I am sorry to tell you that I will
not be sending payment for this item. The reason is that last night
my wife came home very drunk and cut my *** off while I was asleep.
Because my *** is gone, I will be unable to use these condoms.
Please cancel my bid.

PS. I can provide photos of my dismembered *** if you wish to see
them.

Signed ______ (buyer)
.

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